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courtneylovedcobain:

do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better

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cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 
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lightkeyblade:

After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.

WHAT THE FUCK

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

and in the future

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pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

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"I just fell in love with Brittany. I just wanted to put her in my suitcase and take her home. She is a remarkable young woman. She started very young. She is an incredible person and I adore her. She is going to do very well.
- Michelle Pfieffer on working with Brittany Snow in Hairspray
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