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ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE 
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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via totianamaslany)

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the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

School is important, kids
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danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

All the confidence.
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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze, via evodevo-ditto-obvs)

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: emaciatinq, via only-rainbows-after-rain97)

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“i get a lot of sleep. i’m a girl who eats. and i feel beautiful no matter how i look.”
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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via the-random-thought-caravan)

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huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

(via sarahmac2301)

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